D&D

I play D&D once a week, on Sundays. I play a dragonborn (a little dragon, a little human) fighter, and my party's leader is a human bard, and as we were fighting giant constructs (mechanical beings imbued with great power), our bardic leader notices the gem on thier chest. So he yells to me,

"AIM FOR THE JEWELS!!!"

I, in turn, attempt to cleave the construct's crotch. Ouch.

But, however, this does almost nothing, but knocks it down, and standing up kills it due to my pal's power. This led my character to believe that the actually did something. Later that day, out of the game, my group and I set off on a dungeon-crawling adventure to Fred Meyers! Clad in a red leather hat and cloak, I casually walked in. No one at all gave me a funny look. I looked like
THIS GUY <---Red Mage, Final Fantasy series
So now I know that I can do that in public. I will now go do something really random and odd. Like watch Nannerpuss (Denny's super bowl commercial LOL)
Go look it up.
You'll laugh.