Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I wished upon a star, and my life now is a lie

One time, I wished upon a star. The next day, my wish did NOT come true. What am I supposed to believe in now? Chocolate milk? Gin rummy? Ouja board games? Ooh, Ouja board games.. gotta remember that.Monopoly. Oujaized. That's my life in a nutshell. But the thing i wished for so long ago (AKA 7 days ago) was to be more naturally funny. Like Jim Gaffigan.

Hot pockets!

But, alas, the only thing I can do is sit in front of my computer for hours on end, looking at Fail Blog and YouTube. If my 13-year long life has come to this, I don't want to know what I'll be like in college. Probably drunk on non-alcoholic beer.

Sad, sad days.
Every time I wish upon a star, I always say to myself "I'll never do that again" a day later. Yet every time I see the first star, I can't help but wish on it.

O Chocolate milk, help me in my times of need. *chug*

1 comment:

  1. hey O, great to see your writing and you're writing! Nice blog

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