Aah, it's been too long.

I'm back baby! After a full summer vacation, hamlet rehearsals and a bit of 8th grade, I'm back on the blog! Except I cant think of anything funny to say. Umm... uh.. hmm... the cake is a lie? Well, that was much ado about nothing. Jeez! I am making Shakespeare jokes all the time now that I'm in the master drama class! There's the whole thing about Shakespearian slang for va-j-j (which is nothing. watch hamlet and you'll get it), and also the Othello rap which I did not perform in front of the school. So many people were disappointed. Especially Carter, Isreal and I. We worked for a whole morning and recess on that!! That was a lot of work!! But.. now we, and my buddy Dante, who I previously worked with on Clouds are God's Sneezes!, a blog about life, the universe, and the internet, are going to do Free Radicals by the Flaming Lips for a talent show! WOO! You can listen to the song here:http://www.playlist.com/playlist/additem/572295697

I'm back in the game!!!!

Sorry I haven't been posted for a long long time, I had no material.

But now I do!!!
Yesterday, I was in the car with my Dad, and while he was talking to the attendant at the gas station, an.... interesting ad came on the radio. It went something like this:
"A scraped knee. Bad dreams. A bully's words. Some things a mother's kiss can heal instantly.

"But epilepsy is not one of them. If your child is 24 months or younger, and taking more than one anti-epileptic drug, then they may be compatible for a free scientific study! We will give them a liquid drug or a placebo...." yadda yadda yadda.
Basically, what they're saying is, "If your 2 year old has epilepsy, then we'll experiment on it! To heck with it's life, it's for science!!"
GIVING CHILDREN MEDICINE ON TOP OF WHAT THEY ALREADY TAKE IS WRONG. Even if it is for a "scientific study". Stupid scientists, they still think that digital watches are amazing. Pish.

Meh.

Meh. Meh! Why is it so fun to say meh?! My friend Ari says it all the time (quote Ari: Enguh!)
Let's just say that's a subspecies of meh. But anyway, meh is a good release word for me. There's a shirt that says meh. Meh is everywhere.

Meh. Meh, meh, meh!

If you don't know how to pronounce meh, its like "me", but with a heh sound at the end. Not "meheh", but meh.

and, of course, the famous Meep.by Beaker.
Oh, poor beaky. You always did light yourself on fire. Poor, poor beaky.

The Axis of Awesome

I was surfing the interwebs yesterday, and stumbled across an awesome new band. The Axis of Awesome. They're a comedy rock band and they are SKILLED. They do a 5 minute song using 4 chords, and within that time, they sing 38 pop/rock hits from the past 40 years. USING. 4. CHORDS!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

I love life.

Today was the first official day of something very special. There's a girl I've liked all year, and she and I are now going out. I feel really good, but kinda sad that I was unknowingly mean to another friend of mine, Bella. She was going to ask me out today, so.. Is this group of events good or bad?

I choose chocolate milk.

My Rice Baby Week

Here I shall post the best of "My Parental Diary", something involving the classic rice baby assignment, take care of it for a week, etc.

Day 1-
I have bad memories of this project. At the time (last year), it was flour, not rice, but that doesn't change that I got a baby RIPPED OPEN AND DUMPED ON MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 2-
Carrying around both my binder and lil' Nibbler (at this point still lil' sacky) is hard.
Day 3-
I'm not ready to be a parent at all, OK?? You win, Mrs. Stevens!! I can' carry around lil' Nibbler around without getting a little mad at it. Although she sure sleeps a lot, lil' Nibbler sure is adorable. And high-maintenance.
Day 4-
Day 4's entry sucked. No examples needed.
Day 5- 10 rules of taking care of a child
1.Keep it with you.
2.Do NOT not change it's diapers, or you'll be swimming in a fecal matter..
3.Don't dropkick it across the room.
4.Make sure you don't jostle it too much.
5.Resist urge to stop writing list of 10 rules.
6.Feed it good stuff. You know, the.. non-formula stuff...
7.Do NOT verbally abuse it (you little@$$%^*&*%^#@!!!).
8.Protect it from Baby Assassins.
9.Don't be sad if its not the gender you wanted.
10.Try to have fun and love it.
Day 6-
Boring entry.
Day 7-
Ditto day 6.

All in all, I hate that assignment.

D&D

I play D&D once a week, on Sundays. I play a dragonborn (a little dragon, a little human) fighter, and my party's leader is a human bard, and as we were fighting giant constructs (mechanical beings imbued with great power), our bardic leader notices the gem on thier chest. So he yells to me,

"AIM FOR THE JEWELS!!!"

I, in turn, attempt to cleave the construct's crotch. Ouch.

But, however, this does almost nothing, but knocks it down, and standing up kills it due to my pal's power. This led my character to believe that the actually did something. Later that day, out of the game, my group and I set off on a dungeon-crawling adventure to Fred Meyers! Clad in a red leather hat and cloak, I casually walked in. No one at all gave me a funny look. I looked like
THIS GUY <---Red Mage, Final Fantasy series
So now I know that I can do that in public. I will now go do something really random and odd. Like watch Nannerpuss (Denny's super bowl commercial LOL)
Go look it up.
You'll laugh.