My Rice Baby Week

Here I shall post the best of "My Parental Diary", something involving the classic rice baby assignment, take care of it for a week, etc.

Day 1-
I have bad memories of this project. At the time (last year), it was flour, not rice, but that doesn't change that I got a baby RIPPED OPEN AND DUMPED ON MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 2-
Carrying around both my binder and lil' Nibbler (at this point still lil' sacky) is hard.
Day 3-
I'm not ready to be a parent at all, OK?? You win, Mrs. Stevens!! I can' carry around lil' Nibbler around without getting a little mad at it. Although she sure sleeps a lot, lil' Nibbler sure is adorable. And high-maintenance.
Day 4-
Day 4's entry sucked. No examples needed.
Day 5- 10 rules of taking care of a child
1.Keep it with you.
2.Do NOT not change it's diapers, or you'll be swimming in a fecal matter..
3.Don't dropkick it across the room.
4.Make sure you don't jostle it too much.
5.Resist urge to stop writing list of 10 rules.
6.Feed it good stuff. You know, the.. non-formula stuff...
7.Do NOT verbally abuse it (you little@$$%^*&*%^#@!!!).
8.Protect it from Baby Assassins.
9.Don't be sad if its not the gender you wanted.
10.Try to have fun and love it.
Day 6-
Boring entry.
Day 7-
Ditto day 6.

All in all, I hate that assignment.