News, news, news. All that jazz.

OH. MY. GAWD. Yesterday, I discovered that the 5th generation of Pokemon have been leaked, and now there's 5 more new pocket monsters to deal with. I like the series, it's fun to play. But what really chaps my hide is the spinoff games. Mystery Dungeon? Pass. Puzzle? I like Tetris and pinball just fine WITHOUT the annoying creatures popping out everywhere. But anyway, back to the news. The games are going to be called Pokemon Black and Pokemon White in Japan, but that might have to change due to racial issues. We don't want people seeing the game and going, "Those Rascist Bastards!!" and sue gamefreak. That would suck because then we'd lose Mario or something. Then again, that wouldn't be too bad. I hate that stocky plumber. But, back to the tellings. The starters are pretty cool, considerably less sucky than the fourth generation starters. But one of them's a pig. I'd name it bacon or hamlet, just to piss off pig lovers everywhere. But the other two are cool. A sea otter and a grass snake (with arms and legs FTW). Not bad, gamefreak.